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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #80 on: November 19, 2011, 10:06:47 pm »
Happy birthday :wave

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Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #81 on: November 19, 2012, 01:08:13 am »
Happy Puntastic Birthday Nick - hope you have a fabulous birthday mate - you deserve it.  :-* :-* :P :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #82 on: November 19, 2012, 01:14:41 am »
Feliz Cumpleaños Nick! you loon!!! :wave :-*
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #83 on: November 19, 2012, 01:18:58 am »
Happy birthday, fool.  :D

Shame it's going to be on the day you lose the first Test...

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #84 on: November 19, 2012, 01:27:46 am »
Happy Birthday Gawjus x



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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #85 on: November 19, 2012, 01:47:54 am »
Will he get a birthday crispy though?

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #86 on: November 19, 2012, 01:54:05 am »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #87 on: November 19, 2012, 01:56:15 am »
Shithouse class traitor.
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #88 on: November 19, 2012, 02:02:11 am »
Happy Birthday, mate.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #89 on: November 19, 2012, 02:20:19 am »
Happy birthday mate.
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #90 on: November 19, 2012, 03:08:15 am »
happy date of birth mate.
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #91 on: November 19, 2012, 04:02:44 am »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #92 on: November 19, 2012, 04:34:00 am »
Happy birthday mate. Have a blast  :)
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #93 on: November 19, 2012, 05:10:42 am »
Hope you have a lovely celebration babes

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #94 on: November 19, 2012, 06:52:10 am »
Happy Birthday mate
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #95 on: November 19, 2012, 06:55:04 am »
Happy happy :wave

Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #96 on: November 19, 2012, 07:13:27 am »
Happy birthday wool :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #97 on: November 19, 2012, 08:05:38 am »
Merry Birthday mate
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #98 on: November 19, 2012, 08:16:22 am »
Happy Birthday fella  :wave






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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #99 on: November 19, 2012, 08:27:56 am »
Shithouse class traitor.

;D What's this all about then?!

Just off into Slough on a Monday morning without a sniff of cards or presents so far. Honestly, there's no better way to start a birthday.

Cheers for the messages!

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #100 on: November 19, 2012, 08:38:16 am »
Happy birthday Pun Piranha

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #101 on: November 19, 2012, 09:31:53 am »
Happy birthday mate.
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #102 on: November 19, 2012, 09:59:47 am »
Happy birthday mate
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #103 on: November 19, 2012, 02:53:55 pm »
Happy Birthday to you :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #104 on: November 19, 2012, 03:00:45 pm »
Have a good one! :)
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #105 on: November 19, 2012, 03:27:51 pm »
Happy Birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #106 on: November 19, 2012, 05:13:52 pm »
Happy Birthday mate!

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #107 on: November 19, 2012, 06:10:47 pm »
Hope you have a puntastic birthday mate

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #108 on: November 19, 2012, 07:13:22 pm »
Happy birthday you sexy bastard.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #109 on: November 19, 2012, 08:41:32 pm »
Slippy slappy fow wow too sure tae mae inn jurgen de spinsal.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #110 on: November 19, 2012, 08:42:23 pm »
Happy birthday! :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #111 on: November 19, 2012, 09:53:37 pm »
Happy Birthday mate,have a good one! :wave

I got you a little something ;)
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Enjoy! ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #112 on: November 19, 2012, 09:58:57 pm »
Yeah
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #113 on: November 19, 2012, 10:13:44 pm »
Happy Birthday mate,have a good one! :wave

I got you a little something ;)
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Enjoy! ;D
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;D

Ah mate, thanks for the gesture but I already have a copy (well two, one on vinyl and one on cassette). Any chance of the gift receipt?

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #114 on: November 19, 2012, 10:22:27 pm »
All the best mate, hope you had a good day.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #115 on: November 19, 2012, 10:52:56 pm »
Happy Birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #116 on: November 19, 2012, 10:57:11 pm »
Happy Birthday Nick.. :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #117 on: November 19, 2012, 11:42:30 pm »
Breithlá shona.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #118 on: November 20, 2012, 12:12:28 am »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday Crispy Duck aka Crosby Nick
« Reply #119 on: November 20, 2012, 11:05:21 am »
Puntastic Nick :wave
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