Oh I went up to Old Trafford with a shotgun on my knee,
And I went down to the scoreboard with the men from LFC,
Oh my darling, don't you cry for me,
Cos I'm going to Man United with the boys of LFC.
Oh I went to Tottenham Hotspur with a shotgun on my knee,
We took all the Tottenham then the North Bank Highbury
Oh and the Chelsea we took your fucking Shed.
At Fulham Broadway station all the blue twats they were dead.
Oh I'm going to Man United with a shotgun on my knee,
We're gonna take the scoreboard we're the boys of LFC,
We are the Road End the pride of Merseyside,
We do all the fighting while the Kopites run and hide.
Oh I went to Man United with a shotgun on my knee.
We went to take the scoreboard for the famous LFC.
We are the Kopites, we all went to Rome,
We all went to West Ham while the Road End stayed at home.